When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
Pun of the Day
catchphrases
Pun of the Day
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
Pun of the Day
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
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What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
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Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
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I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
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Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
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Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
Pun of the Day
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.