When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
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catchphrases
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What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
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Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
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I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
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Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
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What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
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What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
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Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
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Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
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Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.