We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
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famous quotes
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Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
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When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
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If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
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After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
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Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
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Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
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Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.