Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
Pun of the Day
famous quotes
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The museum is unveiling a mural of the great Stooge’s most famous quotations. Make sure to visit this fantastic Moe-say-ic.
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When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
Pun of the Day
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
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NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
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Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
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Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
Pun of the Day
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”