Mr. T has no patience for beady-eyed French lunatics. As he says himself, “Oeil petit des foux”
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Mr. T has no patience for beady-eyed French lunatics. As he says himself, “Oeil petit des foux”
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I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
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Anyone who can sprint at the speed of sound tends to run a mach.
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Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
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Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!

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Say Hi to @Miyesh, of Mexico City, a multilingual punster who rocked the whiteboard all the way from Wanna what, Oh (Guanajuato), Mexico. Follow her on Twitter. Full Punshine Profile to come!
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