To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.
Pun of the Day
dating
Pun of the Day
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
Pun of the Day
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
Pun of the Day
She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
Pun of the Day
The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
Pun of the Day
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Pun of the Day
My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
Pun of the Day
For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
Pun of the Day
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
Pun of the Day
My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”