If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
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I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.
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My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.
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I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!
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Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
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I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
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Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
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MATCHISMO
Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
- Looking to get lady?
- You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
- Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!