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Pun of the Day

06/30/2026 · No comments

Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.

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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/07/2026 · No comments

Despite his claims, Al Gore didn’t invent Facebook and Twitter. He just said “So shall the Net work.”

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/01/2026 · No comments

The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.

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(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/02/2024 · No comments

Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/19/2024 · No comments

Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/18/2024 · 1 comment

Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags copyright, current events, sopa, tech, the internet 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/23/2024 · No comments

Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/02/2023 · No comments

What’s the most influential website among amphibians? Rebbit.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/11/2023

Write a blog? I’m not a post to that.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags blogs, social media, the internet, writing
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Pun of the Day

02/27/2023 · No comments

If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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