The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
Lots more Puns on Demand requests filled today!
Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
I want to get a 9 to 5 job, so I’m giving up my fun-loving college lifestyle. I’m so tired of the frat race!
If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
Oprah is an O-cult figure.