The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.
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When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.
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Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
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So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
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Riding a streetcar is a tramatic experience.
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In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
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Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
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I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
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Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!