An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
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My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
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Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
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Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
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Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
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What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
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Gaugin often repeated himself.
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Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
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The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
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I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.
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Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?