The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
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The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
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I tuned out my barber. He tends to lather on.
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Eating a quantity of fruit every day is of pear-amount importance.
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I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
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Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
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The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
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Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
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In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
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Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.