Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
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Pun of the Day
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
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To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.
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What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
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New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass.
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I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
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Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
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Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
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The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.
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Few know where the the practice of skinny dipping came from. It has murky organs.
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I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.