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To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
7 people groaned at this
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So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.
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When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
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Rotterdam is a flood risk.
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A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
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Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
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Miley Cyrus doesn’t have twerk another day in her life.
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NED: Hear about my rich friend, Herb?
ED: No…
NED: He’s a cilantropist!
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Australian bestiality porn is known for its high koala titty production values. Some titles include Out back and the Tasmanal Devil. You won’t roo your purchase. Watch as much as you Canberra, dingo emus yourself. If you haven’t Adelaide in a while, don’t worry. You’ll meet a lover with a new zeal and zest.
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I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.