Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
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Upon hearing someone noisily defecate in a bathroom stall, people tend to scurry away. Scientists have labeled this phenomenon the Ploppler Shift.
6 people groaned at this
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The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.
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Which firm demolishes houses in the simplest possible way?
Occam’s Razers.
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What do you call a tavern in Spain?
Bar-saloona!
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How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
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I eat shoes, cuz I’m a sole full guy.
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Carpenters are poly hammerous. They even do it with nailiens.
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What do you call Bill Gates with hypothermia? A bluetoe-crat.
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Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.