The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
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When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
3 people groaned at this
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When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
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A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.
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Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.
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I had to leave Des Moines, because Iowa lot of money. They threatened to Sioux. I couldn’t stand to Cedar Rapid decline.
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My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
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An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
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Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
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Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.