Too many radiation puns on this site?
Yes – we’ve reached an all-time glow.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
Pun of the Day
Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.
Pun of the Day
The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
Pun of the Day
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
Pun of the Day
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
Pun of the Day
Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)
Pun of the Day
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
Pun of the Day
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”