Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
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NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
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If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.
Pun of the Day
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
Pun of the Day
If we go to Louisiana I’ll Bayou something nice.
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At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
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Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
Pun of the Day
To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.
Pun of the Day
What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
Pun of the Day
New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass.