Pun of the Day

The inventor of the canoe is among my he rows.

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Pun of the Day

10/28/2026 1 comment

The murder victim was found drowned in a sewage treatment plant. The cause of death was sludgeoning.

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10/26/2026 No comments

I don’t mind lazy people. They speak my languid. So I am sloth to criticize.

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10/25/2026 No comments

I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished

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10/25/2026 No comments

I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.

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