When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
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Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
0 people groaned at this
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Anyone in a mink coat is evil. Is that a valid infurance?
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I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
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The inventor of the canoe is among my he rows.
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The murder victim was found drowned in a sewage treatment plant. The cause of death was sludgeoning.
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Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
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When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
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Economically speaking, does the brassiere industry go through a bazoom-bust cycle?
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I don’t mind lazy people. They speak my languid. So I am sloth to criticize.