Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
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If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
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Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)
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Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
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When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
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Anyone in a mink coat is evil. Is that a valid infurance?
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I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
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The inventor of the canoe is among my he rows.
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The murder victim was found drowned in a sewage treatment plant. The cause of death was sludgeoning.
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Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
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When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.