Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
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coffee
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I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
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Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
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Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
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If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
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Selling coffee is a mugs game.
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An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte.
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Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
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My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.
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You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.