The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
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A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
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I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
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I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
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I’m addicTED to inspirational 17-minute speeches.
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Allahphants are God’s creatures.
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So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
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Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
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I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
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I invest heavily in gender dysphoria products. Just following the trans.