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Pun of the Day

10/01/2026 · No comments

Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.

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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/10/2025 · No comments

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags celebrities, donald trump, easter, holidays, in the news, politicians, politics, us politics, USA Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/18/2025 · No comments

Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/08/2024

Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags divorce, donald trump, exchange rates, melania trump
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/02/2024

Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags donald trump, politicians, us presidents
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Pun of the Day

09/22/2024

Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags donald trump, fairy tales, politicians, rumpelstiltskin, us politics
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/21/2024 · 1 comment

As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags americans, divorce, donald trump, marriage, us politicis 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/17/2024

Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags birds, border wall, donald trump, ducks, immigration
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/01/2020 · No comments

How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags aliens, donald trump, insects, spiders, USA Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/18/2018

If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags donald trump, Mike Pence, politics, us presidents
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