I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
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I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
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Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
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In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
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To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
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Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
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Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
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The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
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Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
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When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
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What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.