Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
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Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.
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I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]
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Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.
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Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
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A nation full of insane people has a lot of govern mental challenges.
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Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
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If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!
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When I tell people I invented a moon-powered clock, they look at me like I’m a lunar-tick.