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Pun of the Day

06/08/2026 · No comments

Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.

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(16 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/27/2026 · No comments

Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.

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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/01/2025 · No comments

I didn’t wear deodorant in the Finnish capital and now I smell stinki.

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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/12/2025 · No comments

The warehouse smelled like an olfactory.

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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/09/2024

Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags bodily functions, fart jokes, farts, puns about puns, smell
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/19/2022 · No comments

Scratch and Sniff Inc. is shutting down the ol factory, by odour of the CEO, who said staying in business no longer made scents.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, smell, the five senses Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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