I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
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hygiene
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Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
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Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
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When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
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Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
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I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
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Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
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I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
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I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
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I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.