Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
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Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
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If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
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The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
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Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
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What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
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My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
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I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
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You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.