Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
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Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
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Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
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What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
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When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
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You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
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I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
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How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
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Santa puns really sleigh me.
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Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.