I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
Pun of the Day
castration
Pun of the Day
Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.
Pun of the Day
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
Pun of the Day
For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.
Pun of the Day
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
Pun of the Day
John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.