Pun of the Day My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day. 07/15/2024 · The Pun Gents My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day. Tagged: animals, bodily functions, castration, dogs, pets, poo jokes HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)