Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
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Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
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My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
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My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
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I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
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I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
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Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
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The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
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I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?