If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
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My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
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What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
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An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
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In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
Puns on Demand
Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO