Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
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drugs
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Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
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How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?
They tell customers to take it at nauseum.
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Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
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Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
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Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
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When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
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Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
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The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
Breaking (Wind) News!
Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
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I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.