Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
Pun of the Day
As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
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The starving vegan artist was willing to do anything to draw a celery.
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I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?
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Visual artists are easelly inspired.
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When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
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Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
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Masochists love art; especially pain tings.
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I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.