Pun of the Day How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.” 09/21/2025 · The Pun Gents How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.” Tagged: All-Time Best Puns, crime, pirates, poetry HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)