The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.
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Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
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They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
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Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
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How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
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When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
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Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
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Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
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Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.