Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
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clothes
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Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
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Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
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A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
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Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
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I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
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Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
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In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
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Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
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When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.