Puns on Demand

THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH

03/10/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sit Your Buttress Down
  2. Come Get Pilastered
  3. The Bar Bican
  4. The DramBridge
  5. Get Your Moater Running
  6. Redoubtful Renovation
  7. We’re All Out of Stockade
  8. Lunchin’ in a Dungeon
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Puns on Demand

RECORDER MONTALBAN?

02/14/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’m trying to come up with some names for a play I’m adapting and I need a name for a medieval musician. I already have Iona Lute. Need something along these lines but a male name. Thanks! ~Jess, Manchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Martin Luter
  2. Robert Zithermann
  3. Coral Singer
  4. Armando Lin
  5. Shawm Reed
  6. See more medieval instruments here
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)