I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.
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I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.
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If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
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I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!
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A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK
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