Pun of the Day I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats! 09/25/2021 · The Pun Gents I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats! Tagged: castles, parties HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)