I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Pun of the Day
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”