Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
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I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
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A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
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As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
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Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.
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One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
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Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
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Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
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There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
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The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.