Pun of the Day Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out! 01/18/2026 · The Pun Gents Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out! Tagged: drugs, insects, sports HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (Rate This Pun)