Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
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eggs
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I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
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Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
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What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
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Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
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Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
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If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
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Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
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I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.