What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
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breakfast
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Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
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Too much cereal gives me my grains.
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Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
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If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
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I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
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Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?
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Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
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If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
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I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.