Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
Pun of the Day
wine
Pun of the Day
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
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Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
Pun of the Day
The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
Pun of the Day
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
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My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
Pun of the Day
Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
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The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
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I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Pun of the Day
I complain a lot about wineries.