Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
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Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
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Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
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ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
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#WINING!
Dear Pun Gents, we are a co-ed softball team with a new sponsor this year – Flight Wine Bar. Looking for a good name! ~Michelle, Glenview, IL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wining!
- Flight of Stars
- Barbie Eyes
- Slo Pitch, Quick Shots
- Out of the Cellar
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BOTTLEY HARM
Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name that has something to do with wine. Our colors are red and white, hence the wine idea. It’s for work, so it needs to be clean-ish. ~Frances, Charleston, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Riesling to the Challenge
- The All Time Grapes
- Barrelly Alive
- In It to Wine It
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GEWURTZ + MUSIC BY…
Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for a music-themed wine tasting and quiz. Team names are to include rock/music star/act and possibly be related to wine. We are three girls and one guy – please help! ~Catherine, Aberdeen, Scotland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Death Cabernet for Cutie
- House of the Riesling Sun
- All Time Best Cellars
- Chordannay
- April Wine
- Port-ishead
- Brandy
- Glassic Rock
- We are the Champagnes
- We’re Hardcork