A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
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Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
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I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
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An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
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Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
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Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
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Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
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Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
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In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.