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05/21/2026 No comments

At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.

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12/28/2024

China’s currency will depreciate soon. Yuan bet?

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04/09/2024 No comments

Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.

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03/27/2024 No comments

What’s the OS of gamblers? A: Windows

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07/16/2023 1 comment

Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!

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02/14/2023 No comments

Hear about the sarcastic gambler?

He was a real eye-roller!

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11/20/2022 No comments

Does a glassmaker with a gambling addiction suffer from win-dough pain?

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10/01/2022

Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.

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08/30/2021 No comments

Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.

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01/05/2019 No comments

Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.

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