A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
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A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
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Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
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Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
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Yodelling is a cry for alp.
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Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
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True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
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Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
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What happens in Switzerland if you block the yodeling line?
A: You’ll delay he who is next.
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What is it called, when backwards you sing? A: Yoda-ling