When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
Pun of the Day
high school
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GET MUGGED
Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
- I’m in-disposed
- Ever bean enviro-friendly?
- No more paper view.
- Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
- Save the planet. Get mugged.
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I DIG YOU
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a girl to prom. She plays volleyball, so it can be related to that. ~Josh, San José, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Just don’t spike my drink, ok?
- Haven’t I seen you on the net?
- You look smashing.
- Say no, and I’ll ball.
- I’ve also been around the block
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NO CHORUS HUMOR, PLEASE
Dear Pun Gents, my choir is getting t-shirts and I need a good pun to adorn them (high school-appropriate, please) ~Jac, Bay City
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I’m Choired Right Now
- Come to Sing Sing
- No Harmony Done
- Duet, Where my Harmony?
- And I Love Hymn
- Do You Watch the Sopranos?
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SOWING YE’R WILD QUOTES
Dear Pun Gents, we are selling a 2011 Yearbook for Glenridge Middle School. Something catchy and fresh! Please and thank you. ~Irma, Winter Park, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Haven’t you heard? The Earbook > Facebook.
- Ridge for the Stars
- Yearbook: That’s what’s school.
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MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT
Dear Pun Gents, I want to ask my guy friend to the prom as friends. We are both really into jazz music; I play trombone and he plays bass. I need a jazz/music pun for asking him to prom. ~Keri, Charlottetown, PEI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Sorry, I can’t promise you sax.
- Keep me accompaniment?
- Come to the prom, but leave your boner at home.
- I wanted to jazz you a question…
- What time? Get me at 8/16
- This is not the night to be a Monk