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Pun of the Day

04/15/2026 · No comments

Jedi Luke Skywalker aka a Sham Hand Witch?

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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/13/2026 · No comments

If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.

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(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/25/2026 · No comments

What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?

“It’s a trapeze!”

Categories Pun of the Day Tags admiral ackbar, catchphrases, circuses, it's a trap, movie quotes, movies, star wars Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/01/2026 · No comments

Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.

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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/05/2025 · No comments

In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?

A: “Admiral Ackbar!”

 

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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/29/2025

Shoulda taken the elevader?
https://imgflip.com/i/2bbkqw

Categories Pun of the Day Tags memes, movies, star wars
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Pun of the Day

06/07/2025 · No comments

Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/21/2025 · 2 comments

Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cars, kids, star wars, toys 2 Comments
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/15/2025 · No comments

I feel the Death Star blows up planets for Alderaan reasons.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/14/2024 · No comments

After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags darth vader, death, movies, star wars Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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