What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
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What is it called, when backwards you sing? A: Yoda-ling
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C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.
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I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!
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When it comes to Star Wars jokes, there is a darth of Vader puns
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What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
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Which Star Wars character took a mortgage? Lando.
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Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
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BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER
Dear Pun Gents,
I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Millenium Falc Kim
- LOTR REY
- Falcon Dangerous
- Rey Anna
- AKimbo
- The Way Kim Dead
- Reyzor
- Darth Waybright
- The Cutest of Borg
- Menage a Troi
- Kim Il Skate
- Sauron Grapes
- Beverley BoneCrusher
- Wins A Latte