I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.
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I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.
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Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
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The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
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What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
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How does an archer get in shape?
Arrowbics!
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What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
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Look at Superman’s abs. The guy is krypt.
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A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.
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The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.
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Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name for a four-person walking team participating in a month-long, 10,000 step a day challenge to raise awareness for people with disabilities. It needs to be business appropriate. The team consists of four females (two of which are my daughters). Thank you in advance! ~Shannon, Groton
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