The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
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names
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With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
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Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
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I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo.
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Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
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My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
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If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.
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My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
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My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
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The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.