Puns on Demand

BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER

01/21/2016 No comments

Dear Pun Gents,

I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Millenium Falc Kim
  2. LOTR REY
  3. Falcon Dangerous
  4. Rey Anna
  5. AKimbo
  6. The Way Kim Dead
  7. Reyzor
  8. Darth Waybright
  9. The Cutest of Borg
  10. Menage a Troi
  11. Kim Il Skate
  12. Sauron Grapes
  13. Beverley BoneCrusher
  14. Wins A Latte
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

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WRESTLENAMIA

07/24/2012 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I am a professional wrestler. My name is “Gorgeous” Greg Romero, and my tag team partner is named “Cold-Hearted” Corey Phillips. We need a tag team name that fits our sunglass, leather-vest clad, flamboyant bad boy personas. Please help! ~Greg, Las Vegas, NV

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Flamboyas
  2. Oakley Bros
  3. Leather Report
  4. Shrieking Violets
  5. The Broman Empire
  6. Punktoberfest
  7. Tagalicious
  8. Biceptennial
  9. The Abdominal Showmen
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)