Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
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Lord of the Rings
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A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
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Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.
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Good study hobbits require a Frodo-graphic memory.
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Tolkien your language
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Help us kick the pun hobbit. 
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For whatever reason, Gollum’s career started foundering.
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DERBY NAME: LEGGO LASS
Dear Pun Gents,
I’d like to have an awesome, punny original roller derby skater name. Something to do with my real name, Sheltcey would be ideal but if not, that’s ok. Im a huge LOTR/Harry Potter/Outlander nerd. I love all things Jane Austen and just reading in general. I am of Irish and Austrian decent so I get a lot of Catholic/Jewish jokes from friends and family. My husband is Polynesian so we listen to a lot of island reggae and we have a very “hakuna matata” attitude about life. Hopefully this bit of info helps you. Help me, please! ~Sheltcey, Salt Lake City, UT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Shelt Not Pass [Gandalf ref]
- Shell Hole
- Jane Austen Powers
- Hakun Amy Tata
- Sheltcer Skelter
- Leggo Lass
- Hairy Pooter
- Jane Gang
- Riven Doll
- Bea Sting
- Lorde of The Rings
- Arwen the Game
- Hermione your own business
- Severus Sniper
- Elizabeth Bandit (Bennett)
- Hakuna M’tatas
- Sheltcey Bun
- Hellter Shelter
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BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER
Dear Pun Gents,
I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Millenium Falc Kim
- LOTR REY
- Falcon Dangerous
- Rey Anna
- AKimbo
- The Way Kim Dead
- Reyzor
- Darth Waybright
- The Cutest of Borg
- Menage a Troi
- Kim Il Skate
- Sauron Grapes
- Beverley BoneCrusher
- Wins A Latte