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Pun of the Day

01/28/2026 No comments

I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.

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Pun of the Day

11/29/2025 No comments

George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.

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Pun of the Day

05/13/2025 No comments

Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.

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Pun of the Day

11/19/2024 No comments

I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.

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Pun of the Day

08/05/2024 No comments

Tie-win Lannister never loses.

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