George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
Pun of the Day
football
Pun of the Day
The Denver Broncos quarterback bought part of the team. It’s being called the Tebow stake.
Pun of the Day
If Argentina doesn’t contain the German attack, they’ll be begging for Messi.
Puns on Demand
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m joining my husband’s fantasy football league. I’m the first female to join. They consider themselves a “competitive league with serious players”, but I intend to bust their balls all season. But first, I need a team name that’ll break the “boys only” ice, something hilarious with lots of “new girl” wit. Sexually explicit? Well of course! Thanks! ~Crystal, San Diego, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Scoring All Night
- Kicking Your Balls
- Out of Your League
- Don’t Touch Down There
- Clash of the Tight Ends
- Bringing Slotty Back
- Ballroom Blitz
- Say My Namath
- Ass Interference
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THE SLURPER BOWL
Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants. Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Tight Ends [too obvious]
- Poonters
- Hut Slots
- We Touch Down There
- No Cuddle Offense
- Line of Rimmage
- Third and Long