Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.
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I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.
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Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.
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Good study hobbits require a Frodo-graphic memory.
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When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
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What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
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Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
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My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
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KNOWS JOB
Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for Quiz Night at our kid’s school. We are all 40-somethings with 5th graders. It needs to be pretty clean. We are the team who is there to have fun, drink wine and just hope to finish respectably in the top half. ***Donation made!*** ~Beth, Arlington, VA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. Buzzerkers
2. Jeopardy Animals
3. Quizknows
4. Knows Job
5. Wine Knows
6. Quiztal Method
7. Answers and Uncles
8. La Triviata
9. Mr and Miscellaneous
10. Grades Cool
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STICK MARKET
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun or slogan for a sports launch at school, advertising the different sports available. We are advertising indoor hockey (similar to field hockey), which is girls-only at this particular school. Thanks! ~Robin, Cape Town
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Stick With It
- The Netter, the Better
- Do the Hockey Puckey
- We Work at Shooters